Cravings of a Man!!

Thought I would fight the urge to jolt this, but nope. The memories are still fresh. Damn, I love bowling. Had a fun-filled weekend, hope you did as well. Thanks to the ladies and gentlemen who made the day happen.
Now now:
Women have been grumbling for ages..that men are complicated yet they liken us to big-babies. Therefore, with women having natural instinct to what a baby needs, shouldn't they have all the answers? Anhui, I seek not to bring a war of words to that which has remained unsolved for ages. I want to share insight on the hunger every man has naturally inclined to him. People say that a man yearns for money, power, pleasure and women. True or false, I know not. All in all, this marks the core of it all. Ladies, understand this, and you are  in for a ride...The three things everyman wants, consciously or subconsciously are: 

1. An adventure to live

This is right from the on-set of birth. Men always crave for the allure of the unknown. Being naturally inclined to solving problems, men shall always seek something to boil up their adrenaline. From the time we are boys;unearthing the inner shells of toys, to stealing mangoes from the neighbor, naughty days of putting mirrors on the floor to have a visual of what lies underneath a dress... This thirst lingers on to death and is major contributor as to why women complain that men are hardly satisfied with what they have; always wanting that which is beyond our reach, and upon having it..seeking a new quest. Ladies, therefore, for you to keep your man, always ensure a little bit of adventure in your day to day lives. I am not talking about going to the Himalayas..he he..I know you understand, because unlike us, you do use both sides of your brain.
It is to this reason, I always attest, after extensive research: men ogle at skimpy women, but often, if not all think lowly of them. Reason for this, is due to the lack of 'adventure'. Having seen it all, the puzzle is all but solved.. If I am alone in this boat...then let me row away in my oblivion. Lol. 

2. A battle to fight

This is not in relation to violence. This is the alpha-male syndrome. Everyman wants to be seen as the greater of the two. Every man always wants to be seen as a conqueror in his field of expertise. Men who do not attain this, think lowly of themselves, and choose to hide in an unrealistic world..a doze of drugs usually comes in handy. It facilitates creation of a utopia, where the user, makes room for himself as king-they usually feel that they own the 'world', thus can do anything. Men always seek an opportunity, to show they can stand on their own two feet-this facilitates an aura of respect and praises, which pampers his ego gently, and without doubt, men can munch on this all the days of their lives. Ladies when a man opts not to share his problems, just know he wants to fight his battle. What you need to do, is smoothen his armour, and show him he needs not to fight alone. Know how to do this, and he will be sharing more. As a matter of fact, haven't you seen in movies warriors talking to their swords, horses, armour etc. before a battle. Now you know why!!

3. A woman to conquer

Now this marks the creme de la creme. Where would  men be without women? Seriously, where? Women are the cogs of our engines, the lubricant that make our lives smooth to live, the water that cools us down when we overheat;why lie...we owe a lifetime to them. Thank you God for women. 

Any man who states that he can do without women, often forgets that his mother is woman too and is simply living in a mirage. It is embedded in our genes to find an XX chromosome, to call our own.

This quest  is usually to prove worth of one's man-hood;hat the man is not a living a log, but a root that bears forth a tree, that actually produces fruit. he he. Preferences usually determine a lot in this quest. The jubilitaion that usually surrounds this, is so immense, that men usually go hysterical, and thus, always want to flaunt their woman around. Ladies, if your man is proud of you, he will never hide you. Trust me. He just can't.

For those men who are still searching themselves (I always wonder where from), trim down to the three, and you will know what you are or want. As for you ladies, highlight this in his life, and you have yourself a solved solution. Whether you deem it false or truth, you decide!!